Moonbeam and Robin
Batman: “Haven’t you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?”
Robin: “Yeah, because we’re smarter than they are!”
Batman: “I like to think it’s because our hearts are pure.”
Riddle me this readers: What were they thinking?
“What was who thinking?” you say. Our men in tights . . . our caped crusaders . . . our dynamic crime fighting duo . . . Moonbeam and Mikey . . . oops, I mean Batman and Robin.
That’s right! Moonbeam had been wandering aimlessly along in the fog for far too long until he ran right smack dab into the “crime of the century.” Robin had been fighting corruption in San Bernardino County by his lonesome since his Batman retired (Hoops isn’t into wearing tights and a cape) so he eagerly welcomed his new “partner”—Hackleman’s term, not mine, and we won’t go any further with that visual—and our dynamic duo was united. (See photo on office wall.)
Never missing a chance to be in front of a camera, Moonbeam, I mean Batman, donned the tights and mask, and San Bernardino County is a poorer, I mean safer, place for it. A hung jury and $5 million later we have . . . one lying canary, five John Does, and six scorned women. But heck, the Batmobile is a great chick magnet. Mikey . . . I mean Robin . . . likes it. Nothing but the best for this hard(ly) working pair. Well, I guess technically, fornicating is hard work . . . at least when it’s done in the Batmobile . . . or a stairwell.
So as our crime fighting duo leaves no stone unturned, no cell phone untapped, no campaign account un-subpoenaed, no conspiracy theory too far fetched, no question unasked, and no answer un-coerced, all in pursuit of truth, justice and the American way, I have one question for Jerry, I mean Batman. Exactly when do we get that $102 million back you promised during your campaign stop?
Perhaps next time Robin should team up with Cat Women . . . we know she’s more to his licking liking. Just ask Ruth.
Erwin, don’t hide behind the name La Cochita. This post is obviously you. Man up! Don’t let Rex’s case give you a false sense of security. That is comparing apples to oranges. Your arrogance is out of control. If you think this is all a big conspiracy, them move forward with your case and prove to the World you are right. We both know that’s not the case. Your bullying tactics might have worked with Postmus, but they won’t work here. It’s time for you to face the consequences of your acts.
I’m tearing up here…La Cochita is really the Joker!
Hahahaha lol… The Riddler is next..
This post really struck a nerve with somebody!
Sharon, Does Erwin still write for the blog???
Wow it sounds like this Woody guy or gal has the goods. Please do share the goods with Mikey, oh and the judge in the last case. You know, the one where they tried to go down the conspiracy road and were “shut down”. This is not about a conspiracy case anymore. It’s about trying to bleed out the parties and nothing else. I loved smoking gun cases. Actually, that was too easy. I loved to work for a conviction when there was one to be had. I grabbed a few people by the neck when they tried to fabricate a case and it was not there. I would have kicked the shit out of my own boss if he had pushed a little harder on a case or two that was not there. If these investigators are sleeping these days, they really don’t have a conscience and may just be answering to their higher source. Twenty seven years in this business and I see people with badges and guns walking thru the courts. I use to respect and have faith that these were the crime fighters. Many in the S.O. view them as the bad guys as well. They know what Mikeys team is doing. Are we affraid of them, no. Do we respect them, no. Will they prevail in the end, no. Will justice be served in the end? That Riverside team will have the last say! The fan is on and I can’t wait until it gets hit with it.
No, we do not write for one another’s blog generally. If you see an article that is headed by “iepolitics,” it was written by me or one of my writers and if you see it headed by “inlandpolitics” then it is written by Jim or one of his writers. we cross-post frequently and we do have several writers in common.
Very funny! That is the problem these days, just about everything is a joke, just not all of it is funny.